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these mostly consist of messages i sent in discord servers the morning after the dream
i had a dream last night that i was in a tv show with pinkie pie and we had to film a scene where the house we were in explodes after a villain drives a car into it. we're standing outside as the staged explosion happens but then the villain actors pulled out guns and started actually shooting us
i had a dream that oasis were having a concert in my dad's bedroom
there were like 10 people in attendance
i remember thinking "this is rather a downgrade from their previous venues"
then they started handing out gifts like they were santa claus
liam gave me a small sack of beans and said "this is noel's bollocks"
i also dreamed that they did a concert at the restaurant my mom used to own
again very small venue and nobody there was really interested
does anyone else dream about being high
just had a vivid dream that i was back in toronto and took a hit of my vape and got super high, for 10 straight minutes i kept trying to type in "beatles rain lyrics" but i kept messing it up and typing like "beasties rainey"
finally i found the lyrics and it said that john says cunt in the first line
then i watched the music video (which was in color) and there were no instruments during the chorus and then when it went back to the verse, 80 year old ringo jumped out and started singing instead of john
all i remember thinking was "wow this music video SUCKS"
i had a recurring dream that moe and curly were at Chernobyl
i had a dream last night that link was my english teacher but he started saying problematic shit (on accident) and he got cancelled
i dreamed last night that i was the only trans woman to be selected for The Bachelor and i was so fucking nervous
everyone was congratulating me and i was like i don't wanna do this
i dreamed last night that i was listening to black dresses on vinyl but then some little twerp came in and started taking apart my turntable and throwing it in a garden. i went to go get the stylus but an ant carried it away. so i had to take it from obama who was in the middle of a debate with kamala harris and donald trump
dreams make a lot of sense
i had a dream that [friend] accidentally ran over like 10 ppl with a car including gus from breaking bad and so she had to go on the run to escape so she went into the ocean and started swimming it was fucking insane
i was worried that she was gonna die but she were still texting in this server like nothing happened and i was like wtf
i had a dream last night that i was starting at university again and i decided to come out as trans to everyone and people were very supportive. even though at times it was awkward, i felt empowered and happy
i still have yet to come out to my parents and i have not started hrt yet, but i will change that this year. i have been scared to do it for years but i can't wait any longer. i will do whatever it takes to start
[ i came out to my parents later that day :) ]
i had another 9/11 dream last night
some youtuber who looked like joe rogan was recreating 9/11 with jelly and received major backlash
i had a dream last night that i was watching a fanmade beatles documentary with friends but for some reason it kept zooming in on john's ass
and ironically it showed paul singing yesterday but he completely fucked up the lyrics and he sang "yesterday, love was such an easy play to day, now i need some place to play today"
i had a dream that i was in a Comedy War and vivian [my foxsona] was there
also i had a pet butterfly that was in fact a human in disguise
i just had a dream that i was watching a football game on tv between the Atlanta Falcons and the Toronto Derpy Marcelines
in my dream every member of the team was a Derpy Marceline and they threw an interception and they looked at each other like this
i had a dream that bb was my best friend and she was at my house but then the cops came in and shot her and she died :(
i keep having dreams about the eclipse
sad im gonna miss it
last night i had a dream that i stole a SIM card from drake (he was the owner of a cell phone shop for some reason) and there was a nationwide manhunt for me and i was scared
i had a dream where i was peeing at 300% normal power
it was coming out like a fire hose
didnt wet the bed tho
i had a dream that remy boydell made an animation of ash and caroline [my two fursonas]
i was so fucking disappointed when i woke up
last night i dreamed that i was at a trump rally and he ate a piece of gold and his nose started bleeding and he was like "uh oh... i did a bad!"
last night i had a dream that on gmm they had to cover heavy metal drummer by wilco and link did so by riding a dildo made of chocolate
last night i actually had a dream that i was pregnant
it was weird and scary
i had a dream that my name on discord was steamcat and i had a mae constellation pfp so i had to recreate it
had yet another dream that i was hanging out with devi and rook
we were playing checkers or sum shit it was so nice
why did i have to wake up
[talking to a friend] last night i dreamed that u made a brief cameo in Epic Rap Battles of History: Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky and i was laughing so hard
ur face was poorly deepfaked on wayne gretzsky for like 1 second
i just had the most vivid and entertaining series of dreams ever
i dreamed there was an mlp movie but it had sgt pepper music and i was in the movie and i was in a chili's with fluttershy and twilight but also there was a gunfight scene and like half of the cast died
also in my dream i was watching a new gmm from today but for some reason rhett looked exactly like he did in 2015
i had a dream last night that i was having lunch with the beatles in 1967 but they didnt write sgt pepper yet but i knew everything about sgt pepper and i suggested to them "hey u should write a song that has a bunch of parts to it and there's an orchestral crescendo to link the parts" and they were like "yah thats a good idea". but then the building we were in was fucking bombed and 3 of them died
i had 3 extremely vivid dreams last night and i remember every detail
radiohead was holding a concert with a bunch of other bands like animal collective and sweet trip andshit and the point of the concert was that every band was gonna cover another band's song and radiohead played taste and it sounded awsom and anco played twist and it sounded awsom but then later thom yorke made a tom scott-like video explaining how taste was actually ripped off from another song and that he was gonna sue anco and i was disappointed
im pretty sure pulp was at this concert too
also this concert happened in 2008 and radiohead refused to release it in any media form for 20 years
thom was being generally disrespectful to anco in my entire dream
about a week ago i had a dream where i was dressed up as meulin and i was attending a meulin cosplay convention and for some reason it was held at my high school's auditorium, everything was fun but then they had us do a competition where we had to kill a pig with our bare hands
i had a dream that i went to the animal collective car dealership and they were playing a song on the intercom from their new ep "ydub" that came out after time skiffs, the employees were like teenagers who had no clue who anco were
i had a bizarre dream last night where i was watching a new my little pony show that had the same mane 6 but they had different voice actors (except rarity) and it was geared towards adults and there was a scene where twilight tried to seduce big mac but for some reason big mac was voiced by patrick warburton and his audio quality was very shitty like his voice lines were recorded long distance via skype and big mac was like "nope" to twilight but then at the end twilight died cus big mac fell on her with his full body weight and i was laughing my ass off
i just remembered a dream i had last night where [friend] died
they were supporting some french movement and there was a bounty to kill [friend] on twitter and some club came to their house and killed them and i remember i @ [friend] and asked if they were alive and then me and [friend] and [other frined] were in vc but [friend] was some other person saying "lol we killed [friend]" and me and [other friend] were crying
i had a dream about having a lil mouse as a pet and i fed it cheese and it was just scampering around my room and it was rlly cute and now i want a pet mouse
last night i had a stress dream about missing out on deadlines for university and it literally motivated me to do that shit today and now i got it done and i feel so much better. ty brain.
i had a dream last night that i came out to my family and friends and it was a fucking nightmare
i went to a party with my friends from school but when they saw how i looked they all just abandoned me and i was just alone the entire time
and then when my parents saw me they practically disowned me and i was crying my eyes out
ik it was just a dream but im still feeling the emotions from it
i had a lucid dream last night where i was at work and i was taking orders and payments and i was struggling but then i was like "oh wait this is a dream" so i started saying shit like "nope fuck u" and i started mocking them just to see how they would react
it was entertaining
i had a wonderful dream last night where i was sleeping in the driveway of my mom's old house and i was watching the stars in the night sky... for some reason i could see so much more than usual... just an amazing collage of color from space... jupiter was huge in the sky, the red spot was so clear... i saw a red star in the distance that was billions of light years away... i remember thinking about how the photons from that star took a billion year long journey through space just to get absorbed by my retina... but to the photons, the trip was instantaneous...
in real life, whenever i look up at the night sky on a clear night, i get a physical discomfort... something that literally happens in my body physically... its very uncomfortable. i have to hold onto something or else it feels like i would fall over. i love space so much but looking at it, with my own actual eyes, scares me... its like i suddenly take in all of its hugeness at once likes its a weight crushing me...
i try looking at the night sky when there's a meteor shower but i can never manage to do it... too scary...
and im not one of those ppl who are like "omg looking at space pics makes me realize how insignificant i am" blah blah blah. im the exact opposite. but looking at space with my own eyes overwhelms me physically
space, to me, is proof that the universe is not focused on us... it is so far beyond us...
i have always loved space since i was a kid and if i had a little more drive i would love to be an astrophysicist or some shit
i believe that the ultimate goal of humanity is to become a space-faring species... in a perfect universe we are communicating with all the other planets and living creatures in the universe and helping each other out...
every living thing in the universe is a gift that should be cherished
in my dream i could see more than u could ever see on earth
its like my eyes could take in all the exposure and i could see every star in our galaxy and every galaxy and cloud in the universe
last night i had a dream that i was gonna go to a car seat headrest concert in charleston but it turns out i bought tickets to a charleston west virginia show so i couldnt go but then i bought tickets to a concert in georgia and i went and i saw will toledo and i was like FUCKING FINALLY I GET TO SEE HIM AFTER SO LONG and it was great and he was doing deadlines and shit but then i guess he got really excited and he climbed up to a ceiling fan on the top of the arena and then he was trying to come down but he fell and hit his head and was fucking knocked unconscious and the concert had to be postponed.
i just had the dumbest fucking dream of me interviewing bill gates about him having sex while eating a filet o fish and listening to aphex twin
and at the end i met up with the guy from map men and we discussed the interview and we drank a beer and both said "economy."
[talking to my friend] i just woke up from a dream where u sent this exact message: "naz if u want, we can play a humorous game involving three/four bikinis and you pick one. im picking the two whirlpalls again"
i had a dream last night that we were watching the final episode of bcs and literally nothing of note happened in it and we were all disappointed and it was the worst finale of all time
[talking to my friend] i had a dream last night where u were legit evil
in my dream last night for some reason [server] was meeting in a dark room and i was looking at all the channels of the server but they were represented as drawers in a cabinet and [friend] kept deleting channels and i was getting extremely pissed cus all that shit was gone forever and the cabinets were getting less and less and so i asked [admins] to ban [friend] so they did so then [friend] left the room but she was just staring at us from the window in the door and she wouldnt leave and i was really scared and [other friend] was playing some video game and they were like "eh dont worry about it."
[friend] literally broke like i kept trying to ask her if she was okay and she kept mentioning lalo salamanca
i had a dream that i was with a bunch of people in an xfinity store but then someone called in a bomb threat so we had to evacuate and then we were walking home and [friend] posted something about sexy sadie in the monkees channel and i was like "bitch u were probably the one that called in the bomb threat"
then i woke up and on the way to work some old fuck in a convertible almost crashed into me
i just woke up from another dream where i was walking around on the minecraft realm and [friend] said that [other friend] wanted to tell me something and [other friend] was like "can i commission u a picture of a baby" and i was like sure and then they started talking about how we are all craters while i was staring at a football on top of a oven
i had a dream i was at a devi mccallion concert but it was in some warehouse and this british dude was sitting behind me being really fucking annoying so i banished him
it was like i banned them from a server but irl
i had a dream last night that i got in a car accident that injured like 200 ppl and we met up at a restaurant and all of them were mad at me and the only person defending me was lain and she was lookin like
last night i had a dream that i had boobs and it was awsome
i had a dream that walt and jesse were in better call saul but they were played by different actors so it was very disappointing
i had a dream that rhett died
i was in a vc and i got a notification that said rhett died and then i watched the video of his death on gmm
link accidentally threw poison acid on rhett and he died. it was very sad
i had a dream that there was a new Epic Rap Battles of History: Mario vs Adele
i had a dream about someone doing a o_0 face irl and when i woke up i tried to google what was in my head and couldnt find it
last night i had a dream where i was in line at a gas station convenience store and behind me was the goth catgirl that was my pfp and she looked sad so i looked into her eyes and said "i can see that you're in pain." then i hugged her then i bought yogurt skittles for $50
when i saw the yogurt skittles were 50 dollars i was like "goddamn WHAT?? oh well must be normal..."
i had a dream last night that i was posting on r/lies and in the morning i checked my posts and one of my posts got 3000 upvotes but it was a post that had a picture of 9/11 with the title "this didn't happen" and it got on the news for being controversial and my dad saw it on the news and i had to explain why i posted and he was like "thats still fucked up of you"
i had a dream where everyone in this server ignored me it sucked
in my dream there was some new person here with a pyra pfp talking in perfect grammar about anime and it pissed me off
ive had like 5 dreams tonight
i had one where paul mccartney died then tom brady became a skeleton then one with my gf then one where i was pissing on a carpet then one where i was using bitcoin on a beach
ive never had so many dreams in 1 night and they were all bizarre
i had a dream that i had EAS on my tv and it was some civil danger warning and it was scary
it wasnt joe buck tho
i had the best dream ever last night
i dreamt that a video i made had blown up on twitter and i was getting tons of notifications and cate wurtz sent me a dm asking me to work on a project she was making and i was like "YES!!!" so we started working on this play and then we presented it to this crowd in some house during a party and it was complete absurdist comedy but it turns out that the play generated enough power for the sun to wipe out the entire human race except the ppl who were working on the play and cate wurtz told me "this is exactly what i wanted didnt u want this" and i didnt even know about it but i was ok with it
i had a dream that some dude kept hitting my nuts and it was pissing me off
i had a dream last night that i was in english class and joe biden was the teacher and all i did was ask a question about an assignment and then he kicked me out of the class and he went on the intercom and said "chloe smith: the oldest student to fail english class". so i went home very sad
i had a dream about all of [discord server members]
you all DIED!
jk i was having a stupid argument with everyone in the server but i forgot how it happened
i had a dream last night that i was will toledo's sound mixer for his concerts and i was on stage with him while he was playing in fort wayne indiana and they played a whole set and he was buddies with me and he was wearing a kanji (my workplace) shirt but then i had to somehow explain to my mom why i was in fort wayne indiana and i had to drive back 12 hours to home
i had a dream that i was taking a shower but there was a window into a hallway and everyone saw me nekkid!
i had a nightmare about a species of spider than can break through glass
i had a dream last night that the buccaneers were playing and tom brady was returning a kickoff for some reason and he broke his leg and you could hear him screaming in the background for like 10 minutes straight but they kept on playing
and i told my dad about it and he was just like "i knew it :)"
2 nights ago i had a dream that tom scott was doing a video for his new youtube channel and then he got under the sheets and started kissing this old lady and it made me very uncomfortable
and then last night i dreamed me and my friends went to ESPN headquarters and watched a live taping of PTI but it was like the worst PTI episode ever and then we went to some nightclub (which ive never been to lol)
i just remembered last night i had a dream where i was link and rhett was trying to kill me and i had to escape
rhett was pure evil
i had a dream that my dad got mad at me because i asked [my friend] how her iran trip was
i had another dream where [my friend] was in it and we were in an elevator of a 100 story building and we got to the 60th floor and she walked out of the elevator and onto this balcony thing but then the elevator door closed and she wanted back on and she was banging the elevator door but i couldnt find the button to open the door and then it started going up to the 100th story..... it was like she was gonna die or somethin
anyway this is the 2nd night in a row that she was in my dreams and now im concerned
i swear to god i had a dream where everyone was saying "sex sex sex sex sex"
and then my mom woke up me by walking into my room and i THINK i said "sex sex sex" to her but im not sure. she didnt say anything about it
just had a dream that i was with tom scott and there was a fire at his house and the fire truck came and chris smoove was the firefighter and he brought a hose and he was like "splaaaaash"
i had a dream last night that aphex twin was giving me a haircut and he was very ugly
i looked deep into his eyes
might have ruined his music for me forever
i had yet another dream about will toledo
for some reason i feel like he would cyberbully people in the early 2010s
i had a dream last night that will toledo died
I had a dream where Anthony from Smosh died
